Bed Jean

September 3rd, 2010 admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Bed Jean
When was the last time you owned jeans so tight you had to lie down on your bed to zip them up?

For me, I think it had to be 1981, and they were either "Jordache" or "Chemin de Fer" jeans. They looked bitchen with a velour top.

OMG, Blossom, you are taking me back...it was junior high and I learned how to do this from my hispanic friends in the locker room...after PE, we'd put our jeans on, lay flat on our backs on the wooden bench in front of the lockers and then a friend would use a wire hanger and put it in the eye of the zipper and pull the zipper up! Hell, it really worked!! We were just some fast tail little junior high girls.

But it's funny, once I got to high school and learned that boys wanted to hunch girls with tight jeans...you couldn't pay me to wear em...plus I had too many other issues in high school...I was getting notes from boys wanting to cop a feel of my boogambas(breast)...